SMILE A WHILE!

WIFE: Please stop the car and drive back home, I forgot to switch off the gas stove. The house might get burned.

HUSBAND: No, it won’t, I forgot to turn off the shower.

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STRANGER-1: Do you mind of I smoke?

STRANGER-2: No, not at all. Go ahead, but I hope you don’t mind I vomit when someone smokes.

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POLICE: Have you ever stolen?

ROBBER: Now and then.

POLICE: Where you have stolen things?

ROBBER: Oh! Here and there.

POLICE: Lock him up!

ROBBER: Hey, when do I get out of jail?

POLICE: Sooner or later

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Lecturer sees two girls laughing in the class…..

LECTURER: What’s the matter?

STUDENT: Sir, anything that occupies space and weight is called matter.

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A MAN: What will you do if I give you 1,00,000 rupees?

BEGGAR: Then I will go beginning in a Nano car!

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JUDGE TO THE ROBBER: Why did you rob the same shop agaim?

ROBBER: Because a sign board in the shop said, “Thank you, come again”

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HOD: What are the three words that students use the most?

FACULTY: ‘I don’t know’! Sir

HOD: You are right

Andal.P / I ECE ‘A’